Important Lesson

Don’t accidentally leave a mini-watermelon on your counter Thursday morning, before leaving for four days and having turned up the air conditioner to 82 degrees. It’ll cave in during your absence and ooze liquid all over your counter, somehow looking like a crime scene in an R-rated movie. The smell is distinctly not good, too.

I’ll spare you the photos because even I couldn’t bear snapping a shot of the yuck.

One thought on “Important Lesson

  1. prusninso says:

    “It’ll cave in during your absence and ooze liquid all over your counter, somehow looking like a crime scene in an R-rated movie. The smell is distinctly not good, too.”
    How much is it possible?

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