Spinning My Wheels

Spin Spin SpinI can always tell when I haven’t been to spinning class in a couple of weeks—it seriously kicks my ass afterwards. I can feel it in my quads in particular, they’re feeling like someone just hit them with a lead pipe. It’s good for me, though; in 2005 and 2006, my quads were killing me starting around mile 18 of my marathon, and in 2007? No quad problems at all. Between that and Fred’s stretching routines, I’m much better off.

I think the last spinning class I actually made it to was in late December; since then, the Wednesday classes have been booked solid to the point that I showed up half an hour early a week ago and still didn’t make it in. I’d heard that the Tuesday night classes aren’t quite so full, though, so I made it over today. Sure enough, half an hour early and instead of the class already being booked, no one else had even come to get a pass yet.

The funny thing, it’s technically an “Introduction to Spinning” class but I think all but two people were regulars from Wednesday nights. I’ll miss going to Theresa’s classes (although she’ll be out for a little while, she’s having knee surgery very soon) but for now, this will be a nice substitute.

And as an added bonus, this means soon I can also go back to my “Spinning Class Dinner Reward” of a quarter chicken and some rice from Pio Pio. Mmmm, Peruvian rotisserie chicken. So, so, so tasty.

In My Fantasy Life…

I’ve joked with friends before that I have a very well-realized fantasy life, one involving having somehow hit the lottery for so much money that I will never have to work again. (This is impressive, as I almost never actually play the lottery.)

But after browsing through the Criterion DVD section of Barnes & Noble yesterday (while contemplating taking advantage of their buy-2-get-1-free sale on all DVDs in the store), I decided that if somehow this fantasy life ever does happen, one of the things I will do is buy every single Criterion DVD I can get my hands on, then start working my way through the entire collection.

Sure, eventually it might get boring, but I’m willing to take that chance.

Why My Co-Workers Are Awesome, Reason #5491

After I flipped a coin to help us decide which track on a relaxation CD we should listen to…

Funa: I like that you went right for the coin to make the call. That’s a good kind of decision-making.
Me: Oh, we’re ready for that on the third floor. I have a 20-sided die on my desk in case it’s a really complex decision.
Kevin: Yeah, like fighting a basilisk.

Wine-Book Wednesdays: Carla Speed McNeil

Carla Speed McNeil is a witty, sharp, amazing person. She’s also a great storyteller. Her comic Finder mixes anthropology, mystery, adventure, tribal ways, virtual reality, and anything else that pops into her head. She’s one of those creators who honed her craft in public, each issue of Finder stronger than the one before.

These days she’s posting her comics directly onto the web, then releasing them in collected editions. She’s also very savvy in that she’s put the first chapter of several of her longer works online. (I highly recommend checking out Finder: Talisman for a story all about the love of reading books as well as creating one’s own stories, and Finder: Dream Sequence for an entrancing, slightly-disturbing look into virtual worlds and games and businesses.)

The second one to contribute to the wine-book, I remember her staring at the empty page for about five seconds, then diving right into an illustration that makes a lovely mathematical joke. (All it needs is some Moebius crackers on the side, really.) And of course, beautifully drawn to boot. That’s just the kind of person she is.

Wine-Book Wednesdays: Andy Lee

When I first kicked off the wine-book, there was one artist whom I absolutely, positively, had to have as the first contributor. Namely, Andy Lee.

Andy Lee creates his art in the Buddhist Cha’an splash style—it’s amazing to watch him flick the paint onto the page and then move it around with brushes and fingers and anything else necessary. Every piece of his is nothing short of amazing, and I just love to watch him work.

So with that in mind, I asked him to christen off the book. He said he was honored, asked me if I preferred white or red wine, and what year I was born. He then went and created… well… just look for yourself. How beautiful is that? I can’t think of a more gorgeous beginning.

Wine-Book Wednesdays: Cover

Before I dive into Wine-Book Wednesdays, I feel like I should explain exactly what this is all about.

While I’m not sure how the practice got started, one common practice at a comic book convention is that artists might draw a quick sketch for you. It’s an incredibly generous thing to do, really; their art is their livelihood and they’re creating a piece of it just for you. (Some artists don’t feel comfortable with the practice and don’t; others have stopped due to a combination of rude fans and the fact that some slightly conniving poeple have taken their convention sketches and sold them on eBay.) As someone who can’t draw, I’m always amazed at just what people will create.

My initial sketchbook which I began bringing to shows back in 1999 was a “generic” sketchbook; whatever the artist’s fancy was what ended up on the page. But as I went to more and more shows, I began to see some really clever “theme” sketchbooks, where all of the art was centered around a character, or item, or concept, and so forth. I remember seeing some friends’s sketchbooks and just loving what I saw, like Johanna Draper Carlson’s Max Rebo book, or Karon Flage’s nightmares book. So in 2001, I decided I would start my own theme sketchbook. Except, of course, I was missing one thing. A theme.

It was when I was shopping for the actual book that inspiration hit. I like the wirebound sketchbooks because the artist can lay them flat without worrying about the other side flipping back over and hitting them, and they just seem a bit classy. So I’d picked out the book, and was standing in line to pay for it when I saw the corkboard covers in the book and it suddenly hit me.

Corkboard. Corks. Wine. I quite like wine. So why not… a wine-themed sketchbook?

And so, the wine-book was born. I first took it to Mid-Ohio-Con in November 2001, and the book has gone strong ever since then. It’s actually almost full at this point, which both excites and saddens me. I love seeing what people come up with when given the simple request of wine; as you’ll see, over the years it’s gone in all sorts of different directions.

The idea is that I’ll post one or two images every Wednesday (the nice thing about WordPress is that I’ve already cued up all of the entries for this month), and with them I’ll talk about where I got the art and from whom. I hope you like looking at this art as much as I’ve enjoyed receiving it. Because trust me, I treasure every single one of these pieces.

I feel like I should be sipping a glass of wine as I post these, but who am I kidding? I’d be terrified that I would splatter it all over the book.

Salute!

(For people coming here specifically for the wine art, you can see all of the entries posted to date at any given moment by using this link.)

A Tale of Two Theatres

In the course of four days, Charlie and I ended up seeing not one but two plays at the Shakespeare Theatre here in DC; first Edward II (on Thursday night), then Tamburlaine (on Sunday night). Both were written by Christopher Marlowe, but at opposite ends of his (admittedly very short) career.

And oh, what a difference those years made. Both of these plays are rarely performed, but for very different reasons indeed.

Edward II came across almost perfectly—bringing Wallace Acton out of retirement to play the titular role was perfect. Acton brought a mixture of tenderness and anger and conflict to the role, as a king who was more interested in being with his beloved Gaveston than worrying about the rest of the country. I think it’s a lot to director Gale Edwards’s credit that even knowing exactly how it would all end (hint: badly), she makes one hope for something else.

Her addition of Gaveston as a ghostly figure several times later in the play is perhaps laying the emotion and relationship a bit thick, but I couldn’t really complain; it added a level of elegance and wistfulness that I think the play needed. At the same time, and I know this sounds strange, it’s a bit subtle in places. She didn’t overuse the effect, thank goodness, and we left with a very positive, “I’m glad we went and saw this,” feeling.

And then there’s Tamburlaine. The idea that this is a play initially performed over the course of two nights and was twice as long as the (three hour!) performance we saw fills me with horror. And, apparently, director Michael Kahn. But one got the impression that he was less-than-fond of the play at all (Tamburlaine is told he will never defeat someone, at which point he does, then takes his foe’s lands for his own and marches on leaving death and destruction in his wake, at which point the cycle starts all over and over and over and over again), and was faced with the following dilemma: do you take a bad, overwrought play and tell the actors to do it straight-faced? Or do you have them eat the scenery?

Hello, scenery-eating.

Seriously, it was over-the-top crazy. In the opening scene, I was reminded of a Gilbert & Sullivan play with all of the mincing around the stage and overly-affected voices and gestures. And let me just say right now that I loathe Gilbert & Sullivan with a passion. So you can just imagine the look on my face right around then. (Although as I could not help but note later, this meant that I finally got my dream come true; a Gilbert & Sullivan production where everyone dies horribly and violently.)

Avery Brooks ate the scenery with the best of them, although he at least was clearly having fun with it. But actors who were restrained and subtle in Edward II were anything but that in Tamburlaine, and the more we saw, the clearer it became that this was Kahn’s directorial choice rather than any fault by the cast.

It’s a pity, too, because the staging and the costuming were both beautiful. Brooks-as-Tamburlaine riding in through the gates of the city towards the end was jaw-droppingly beautiful, and the orange-backlit-drummers that appeared periodically looked great enough that I want them installed in my home. But after the intermission, a good 30 people were missing in the lower seat section and who knows how many up in the higher seats left as well. (Not to be confused with the person who left partway through the second half after the queen died. I guess she was all he cared about at that point.)

Then again, Brooks’s bow at the end? It wasn’t one of joy, or even a, “This was hard but worth it.” No, his bow was someone who had just been forced through a hellish experience. I am now starting to suspect his “injury” was really him needing a two-week mental break from the badness of it all. (Ok, probably not. But it’s a funny thought!)

Ah well. I’m still glad I went, if only for the whole, “My head just exploded from the badness of this director’s choices” experience. And after all, it sure did make us appreciate Edward II that much more. Next up is Mary Zimmerman’s Argonautika, which promises to be lovely.

Uberlist 2008

As it’s a new year, it’s time for a new Uberlist. I first heard about this via the far-cleverer-than-I Kelly Sue DeConnick. She and her old roommate Nikol Lohr made New Year’s To Do Lists back in 1998 instead of New Year’s Resolutions, which is sheer brilliance. In 1998 they had 98 items on their lists (“98 Things To Do In 1998”), so since this is 2008, there are 108 items on the uberlist. My first attempt was back in 2003 and I’ve participated every year since then.

In the words of Kelly Sue:

I think I only accomplish about 30% of the list in any given year (one year, I didn’t finish MAKING THE LIST) and generally by June there are a good 10 items that are no longer applicable or even desireable, but it’s a fun thing to have nonetheless, and it keeps me focused for the first few months of the year. Then I forget all about it until about, oh, say, NOVEMBER, at which point I scramble about trying to remember where I put last year’s list.

I enjoy the process partially just for the making of the list; it lets me think about things I’d like to do as one year comes to a close and another one begins. I’m never too worried about what does and does not get done; in some ways it’s a list of wishes and desires, not of things that I simply must accomplish. And it’s fun at the end of the year to look back at what seemed important or enticing at the time. It’s simply not possible to do it all; I’d never expect myself to.

(That said, I pin it on my fridge so that I see it constantly.)

But, at any rate, here I go yet again. 

Exercise:

1. Complete a 5K in under 25:40
2. Complete a 5-miler/8K in under 44:19
3. Complete a 10K in under 57:30
4. Complete a 10-miler in under 1:26:09
5. Complete a half-marathon in under 1:58:17
6. Complete a marathon in under 4:29:06
7. Go to the gym on a regular basis
8. Keep my waist fitting in 30″ pants
9. Run an 8+ mile stretch regularly
10. Run regularly during the week
11. Run a non-DC area race
12. Use the Yoga DVD/cards at least three times

Local Attractions:

13. Attend a Smithsonian Associates event
14. Go to an exhibition at the Corcoran
15. Go to an exhibition at the Freer/Sackler Galleries
16. Go to DC Building Museum
17. Go to Fort Marcy
18. Go to Kenilworth Aquatic Gardens
19. Go to National Holocaust Museum
20. See a performance at the DC Opera
21. See a performance at the Shakespeare Theatre
22. See DC Nationals play a game
23. See DC United play a game
24. Walk through Rosslyn’s Freedom Park

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